February 2012
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sometimes, i’m not sure if i’m really getting better or if i’m just too busy to care anymore
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xx is for winners
the crossers finally (finally, FINALLY!) won a scrimmage last night.
yes, the other team was missing three all-stars, but we skated 8 and didn’t field a jammer 40% of the time.
i know winning isn’t everything, but FUCK was i sick of getting my ass beat.
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Interesting... →
Bet the knee pads don’t slide, though
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I’m sure you’re not surprised, but “I just want to cuddle and not be alone” is actually not something I can just say to someone.
So,I’m backing out of my date. Via text. Because I am a HORRIBLE PERSON who deserves to be alone.
sigh
bout footage
i can’t believe how bad i look when i watch bout footage.
like, by no small stretch do i ever think of myself as a great player, but i look back on this footage and i just want to die. i’m embarrassed that i’ve ever asked anyone to come watch me play.
It is possible I have a second date tomorrow. (have I mentioned how bad I am at this whole dating thing?)
I’m excited, but also wishing we were way beyond this dating stage already—not because I just want to fuck (although I do), but because I have been sick and I really don’t have it in me to be cute or entertaining. I just want to cuddle and not be alone for a minute. Is that...
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Are there people who fetishize bathing others?
Because I’m totally open to some sort of situation that allows me to continue falling asleep in the tub (or someone else’s much cleaner tub!) after practice, but also gets me clean before the water gets cold.
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The Manic Attackers Electrocute the Double... →
With 3 Double Crossers in the penalty box, Cruel Whip and Julia Rosenwinkel were forced to do all of the heavy lifting. The Manics were able to keep Cruel Whip back, leaving a huge opening for Rose Feratu to bring home the bacon with a half time score of 92-15.
what this paragraph doesn’t convey is that, for a few moments, i was the only double crosser on the track and, even though the...
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“Newcomer Cruel Whip has a great ability to find her way through the pack and...”
– Captains Picks – The Windy City Rollers – Women’s Roller Derby in Chicago!
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second wind
it still hasn’t sunk in for me that i made the second wind. i was out of town for both the tryout and the first practice, so it just doesn’t feel real.
don’t even get me started on how i made it without the actual tryout. i mean, i get that they’ve been watching our practices, scrimmages and games, but i didn’t even think i would survive the tryout, let alone make...
that awkward moment
when you follow your derby crush on twitter BECAUSE YOU ARE A STALKER and you realize one of your most recent tweets is about the RAGING BONER you have for him.
eh.
the automatic diet planner →
If you’ve ever tried to do make a custom diet plan by hand, you know that it’s a pain in the ass.
I just need someone to tell me what the eat. Yeah, some of these “meals” aren’t quite appetizing, but it’s a good jumping off point.